The Man Who Mowed His Lawn at 2 A.M.

The first time it happened I assumed I was dreaming. It was August, it was 2 a.m., and somewhere below my open window a lawnmower coughed to life and began chewing across a yard. I lay there for a full minute telling myself it was a truck, a generator, a helicopter, anything. Then I got up, pulled the curtain, and there he was: Roy, sixty-one years old, in a bathrobe and headlamp, pushing a mower in perfect straight rows across a lawn that was already, by any reasonable standard, cut.

I want to be clear that Roy was not a bad man during daylight. He waved. He returned my recycling bin. He once brought over tomatoes so large they looked photoshopped. But the moment the sun went down, something in Roy woke up, and that something wanted a tidy lawn at an hour when tidiness serves no one.

I asked him about it, gently, over the fence. He said he could not sleep and that mowing calmed him. I said the mowing was doing the opposite for the rest of the street. He nodded like a man agreeing with a weather report and then did it again two nights later.

The whole cul-de-sac went to war in the polite suburban way, which is to say we complained to each other constantly and to Roy never. Someone called the town. The town sent a letter. Roy framed the letter, I am fairly sure, because I saw something rectangular go up in his hallway. The midnight mowing continued. We started calling him the Reaper, because of the headlamp and because the sound arrived like a verdict.

Here is where it turns, and where I stopped being angry. One night the mower cut out mid-row and did not restart. Instead I heard voices -- Roy's, and a woman's, low and urgent. I am not proud of this but I stood at my window like a Victorian ghost and listened. The woman was not his wife. His wife, Diane, had passed two years before; I had brought a casserole to the funeral. This woman called him by a name that was not Roy. She called him Danny.