My Colleague Saw Me In The Canteen While I Was On A Ferry In Another Country
She sat down opposite me and talked for ten minutes. I answered. She remembers what I said. I was four hundred miles away and I can prove it.
Readers believed 75% of the time (across 1042 True/Fake verdicts on this author's stories)
I Got Drunk At The Staff Party And Reorganised The Warehouse Certified True by readers
By a system. A good system. Nobody could find anything for two days, and then we kept it.
The Man Who Demanded A Free Upgrade Because He Was "Basically Crew" Certified True by readers
He had a lanyard from a maritime trade show. He wore it for the entire crossing. He got very drunk and very specific about my failings.
The Bridge Crew Saw It Swimming And The Log Says "Debris"
Two miles offshore, in November water, something was swimming with an over-arm stroke. The mate wrote "debris" because there is no box for the truth.
Every Fisherman In The Harbour Saw It And Every One Of Them Lied To The Reporter
The light came out of the water, not down into it. That is the detail we agreed, in a boat shed, never to give to the newspaper.
The Ferry Was Twenty Minutes Late And Nobody On Board Agrees Why
I work the night ferry. On 3 November we docked twenty minutes late with full fuel, a calm sea, and thirty-one passengers who all remember a different crossing.
