The Hat Man at the Foot of the Bed
For three nights a tall figure in a wide-brimmed hat stood at the foot of my bed while I lay frozen. On the fourth night, my roommate described him before I said a word.
For three nights a tall figure in a wide-brimmed hat stood at the foot of my bed while I lay frozen. On the fourth night, my roommate described him before I said a word.
Alone in a warehouse night booth, I noticed a camera turning to follow me across the empty floor. No one was in the control room. Then it tilted down, toward my booth, and the intercom clicked on.
Block C, ground floor, the stretch between the drying room and the fire door. Two hundred men, one unspoken agreement.
The stretch between the two towns is nineteen miles with nothing on it. I have driven it a hundred times at night. Only once did the same porch light appear three separate times, each time farther ahead of me.
My brother and I lived alone in our late grandmother's farmhouse for a summer. Every night we counted two people going up the stairs, and every night we heard three.
I know the name because my grandmother was born there. It is under a reservoir. He gave me directions to it, and they were good directions.
New in town, I took a babysitting gig, walked into the unlocked house at the right address, and looked after two kids for thirty minutes before the actual parents came home.
It started as a misdirected delivery text. Then it started telling me when I would be home, and it was always right.
I felt the door open at sixty miles an hour. The interior light came on. And the seat, when I finally pulled over, was warm.
I kept feeling watched in my own bedroom. One night I found the tiny hole behind the framed picture, and behind the wall, in the vacant next unit, a chair, a blanket, and a very patient man.
A man ignored the painted fire lane and the honking to park right at the store doors. He came out to find a fire truck had needed that exact spot, and had treated his car accordingly.
My four-year-old refused to sleep, saying the man in the attic was waiting to be let down. We had no attic access in her room. When we finally opened the old sealed hatch, we found a small chair facing it.
I meant to text one friend privately to complain about a plan. I sent it to the group chat that contained every single person the complaint was about. Then I watched the typing dots.
A locked door in our rental, the landlord said was "just a utility closet, no key." Behind it we later found a narrow staircase up into the wall space, a mattress, and a clear view down into our bedroom.
The monitor in our new apartment kept picking up a voice that was not us — a soft, patient voice that used our son's name before we had told a single neighbour what it was.
A voice that wasn't a voice said 'slow down now' on a road I drive nightly — three seconds before a horse, black as the dark itself, filled my headlights.
I cut through the old cemetery every night after my shift. For years it was nothing. Then a woman in grey started waiting at the same grave, and started looking up.
For about ten seconds one night, the person in my bathroom mirror copied everything I did — but late, a half-second behind, like a video buffering. Then it caught up and smiled first.
Every long-haul driver on our route knows mile 47: your radio fills with a calm voice saying 'easy now, easy' — and the three who ignored it are the reason the rest of us obey.